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animated cat sleepingsleeping catFeline Physics

LAW OF CAT INERTIA -
A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force, such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse.
cat with animated mouse
LAW OF CAT MOTION -
A cat will move in a straight line, unless there is a really good reason to change direction.

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LAW OF CAT THERMODYNAMICS -
Heat flows from a warmer to a cooler body, except in the case of a cat, all heat flows to the cat.
FIRST LAW OF CAT ENERGY CONSERVATION -
Cats know that energy can neither be created nor destroyed and will, therefore, use as little energy as possible.
LAW OF BAG/BOX OCCUPANCY -
All bags and boxes in a given room must contain a cat within the earliest possible nanosecond.
cat in a hat box
cat in a bagcat in a box

LAW OF FURNITURE REPLACEMENT -
A cat's desire to scratch furniture is directly proportional to the cost of the furniture.
LAW OF PILL REJECTION -
Any pill given to a cat has potential energy to reach escape velocity.
LAW OF CAT COMPOSITION -
A cat is composed of Matter + Anti-matter + It Doesn't Matter.
LAW OF SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM -
Given enough time, a cat will land in just about any space.
LAW OF CAT OBEDIENCE -
As yet undiscovered.


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